Monday, January 01, 2007

Limericks - Old Style, New Style

There was this guy
Who wanted to buy
A bottle of good whiskey on Xmas Eve.
But they wouldn't sell to those who believe
That happiness comes from on high.

I don't know why a ball
Is dropped from a tall
Building to mark New Year's dawn.
I guess it's easy to see its great fall
And then not worry about it at all.

There was a man
Who had a good plan
To become a millionaire in no time.
But it is not something that he or I can
So we content ourselves with just rhyme.

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