Patchy really

Zombies are getting it on in the open street these days. I mean you just need Viagra right and not enough flesh in the right places is not too much an issue. But the thing is once the car piston goes into overdrive, the engine and the rest of it all better keep up. Plus of course it is too boring to keep doing the same stuff again and again for those whitecoat types - cancer, AIDS, the rhinovirus - will the list ever end? So Procter takes a Gamble and voila here's the Plan A- or the Night Before Patch or whatever else they call it - Intrinsa - how imaginative. The New York subway has to wait a while but the Brits are getting all worked up and all that already. A few minor details by the way, nothing personal really:

http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_1171sexpatch
Too much probing to be done eh? Call the plumbers hon, lets see what they can do!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6495211.stm
Complex Reasons indeed!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3044514.stm
Politicians - no representation without ahem! And of course the Iron Lady had a fairly decent set of whiskers!!

http://www.sptimes.com/2004/10/20/Worldandnation/Hormone_patch_boosts_.shtml
The 'libido lag' was especially funny - reminded me of the Doomsday gap in Strangelove :)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/tm_headline=sex-patch-for-girls&method=full&objectid=18809092&siteid=89520-name_page.html
It was only 50 year old geysers till now but the thing is getting hotter! But of course only with the husband and not during Lent, remember Phil Hodson's good words.

On a seriouser note, word on the the sex drive thing is really getting around and since it obviously is not enough for the few grunts and the groans and the satisfied moans and the snores and sweet sleep every third day, friskiness has to come from the pharmacy. Viagra then and Intrinsa but what about the 'issues' guys? Any hope down that aisle? And on a side note, aphrodisiacs need not be shipped all the way from Africa any more I hope - elephants have only two tusks these days.